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1. Sakura Kiss plays whenever you spend time with someone for an afternoon
2. An angry woman comes into your house and trashes it before vanishing
3. The next person you see, you have the inexplicable need to hug them and tell them why you appreciate them
4. You can't sleep for two days
5. Gain a weapon from someone else's canon
6. An embarrassing rumour about you is spread amongst the NPCs
7. Become tsundere for two days. If you're already a tsundere, become nicer
8. Next time you trip, all of your money falls out of your pockets and NPCs rush to take it
9. The weather around you changes with your mood
10. Gain a sword!
11. You catch the TCG virus and must play TCGs for an entire day
12. Become drunk with the next drink you take
13. It rains sakura petals wherever you go for an entire afternoon
14. The Smash Bros announcer yells GAME!! every time you flirt
15. Everything you touch ends up with glitter on it, and every time you sneeze, confetti comes out.
16. Incredibly paranoid about dying for one day
17. Read minds for one day
18. You have a bowlcut for three days
19. Gain a NPC harem for two days
20. You grow up to 8'0" for three days
21. A folding table lands on your head. Thanks, van zieks
22. Add nya to the end of your sentences for an afternoon
23. Theme music follows you for an entire day
24. Can't stop crying for one full day. :'(
25. Incredibly forgetful for two days
26. Cats gravitate you for three days
27. You become a magical girl and you have to solve everyone's problems like they're the episode of the week - if not, feel the wrath of the Goddess
28. You shrink down to 4'0" for two days

Bonus effects expire after a month. Please comment on the most recent plotting post if you would like to play with one of these!